The Circus Is Back In Town
Gather round my friends the bigtop that is Parliament Hill, is now open for business. So what kinda of a summer has it been for our elected clowns, acrobates, and liontamers. Well the grossly mis-understood, and unfairly miligned leader off the opposition Mr Harpo the Clown spent much of his time off eating burgers, and flipping pancakes, all the while dressing up as a Village person/dominatrix, oh what lenghts he went to show his human side. As for the Master of Ceremony, the leader of the big show, the one and only Paul Martin, he spent much of his summer playing the great internationalist, blasting the ineffectual UN, and giving rousing yet some how empty speeches about Canada's commitment to the world. The bigtop's greatest acrobat the ever exciting, master of the left sided summersault Jacko Layton seems to have tragically fallen off a stage somewhere this summer, heres hoping that he can make a truimphant return now that the big show is back in town. As for the circus' great proud liontamer Gilles Duceppe, well it seems that his decision not to try and become the MC of le cirque politique Quebecios, may come back to haunt him and his trusted lions in the up coming election.
Gather round my friends the bigtop that is Parliament Hill, is now open for business. So what kinda of a summer has it been for our elected clowns, acrobates, and liontamers. Well the grossly mis-understood, and unfairly miligned leader off the opposition Mr Harpo the Clown spent much of his time off eating burgers, and flipping pancakes, all the while dressing up as a Village person/dominatrix, oh what lenghts he went to show his human side. As for the Master of Ceremony, the leader of the big show, the one and only Paul Martin, he spent much of his summer playing the great internationalist, blasting the ineffectual UN, and giving rousing yet some how empty speeches about Canada's commitment to the world. The bigtop's greatest acrobat the ever exciting, master of the left sided summersault Jacko Layton seems to have tragically fallen off a stage somewhere this summer, heres hoping that he can make a truimphant return now that the big show is back in town. As for the circus' great proud liontamer Gilles Duceppe, well it seems that his decision not to try and become the MC of le cirque politique Quebecios, may come back to haunt him and his trusted lions in the up coming election.
posted by Joseph at 9:34 a.m.
3 Comments:
Yah. It is quite the show. Every year it seems to get dirtier and more pointless. It is like going to the exhibition in your mid twenties. The carnies less interesting, the rides no longer thrilling just nauseating, and the stale sent of vomit overwhelming. I have never been to the circus but I have been to the Bill Lynch show. As my distain for politics mirrors that of the exhibition I hope for juggling pandas, bearded ladies, contortionist, and frighteningly mutated freaks. I know its wrong but it will keep me interested.
Check out Martin, flippin burgers at the Exhibition:
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Hey thanks guys for stopping buy... ya that turd flipping picture is great, i like the crazed eyed klein as well...so much so its my wallpaper.
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